Title: Long Furby: The Cursed Creation We Didn’t Ask for but Absolutely Deserve
There are moments in life when you stumble across something so weird, so unsettling, that you feel a strange mix of horror and fascination. You don’t know whether to run away or stare at it for hours.
For some, that moment happens when they first see a Long Furby.
If you don’t know what that is, congratulations. Your life has been peaceful. But if you’ve ever scrolled too deep into the internet and found an unnaturally elongated Furby staring back at you, then welcome to the club. You are now cursed with knowledge.
What Is a Long Furby, and Why Does It Look Like That?
Take a normal Furby. Now imagine that instead of stopping at a reasonable size, its body just keeps going. Like a furry snake. Or a cursed caterpillar.
That’s a Long Furby.
It all started in the dark corners of the Furby fandom (yes, that exists), where people decided that the 90s toy wasn’t unsettling enough and needed to be, well… longer. So they took regular Furbies, removed their stuffing, and attached long, noodle-like bodies to them. Some are cute. Some are terrifying. All of them look like something a wizard accidentally summoned and then immediately regretted.
The Internet’s Obsession with Cursed Furbies
The original Furby already had big chaotic energy. It talked in a creepy little voice, it blinked when it wanted to, and sometimes it wouldn’t turn off even when you removed the batteries. So naturally, giving it an unnaturally long body just made it more powerful.
And the internet loved it.
The Long Furby trend blew up on Tumblr in the late 2010s, with people creating their own versions and giving them ridiculous names like:
- “Eldritch Wormby” – A Furby that looks like it belongs in a Lovecraft horror story.
- “Long Furby Supreme” – Because why stop at just long?
- “Furby Anaconda” – A Furby so stretched out, it could replace your pet snake.
- “The Forbidden Noodle” – Self-explanatory.
There were entire communities dedicated to sharing DIY Long Furby tutorials, because apparently, normal arts and crafts just wasn’t chaotic enough.
How to Make a Long Furby (If You Dare)
Want to build your own cursed nightmare creature? Here’s what you’ll need:
- A Regular Furby – Preferably one you don’t mind turning into an abomination.
- Fabric and stuffing – Because you’re about to make it at least 10x longer.
- A deep sense of regret – This is important.
- Sewing skills (or a glue gun, if you like to live dangerously) – Because this will require stitching the extended body together.
- A name for your new creation – Something dramatic, like “The Endless One” or “Furby Prime”.
Basically, you’re Frankenstein, and your Furby is the monster. Except instead of rampaging through a village, it will sit in your room, staring at you forever.
Where to Buy a Long Furby (If You Prefer to Let Others Do the Cursing)
If the idea of making one yourself feels like too much emotional labor, don’t worry—there are people on the internet selling these things.
You can find custom Long Furbies on Etsy, eBay, and occasionally in the depths of Facebook Marketplace, where all cursed things eventually end up. Prices vary depending on the level of pure nightmare fuel involved, but expect to pay anywhere from $50 to $500 for something that will make your guests deeply uncomfortable.
Why Do People Love These Freakish Noodles?
Honestly? Because they’re weird. And the internet thrives on weirdness.
Long Furbies are like the perfect blend of nostalgia, horror, and absurdity. They remind us of childhood, but in a way that makes us question our own sanity. Plus, there’s something kind of hilarious about owning a three-foot-long Furby that looks like it escaped from an alternate dimension.
The Curse of the Long Furby
There are stories—whispers in the online Furby communities—about haunted Long Furbies. Some claim that if you make one, it gains sentience. Others say that if you leave it in a room overnight, it moves on its own.
And then there are those who believe that every Long Furby is just waiting. Watching. Plotting.
Do I believe in the Furby curse? Not officially. But if you ever hear a strange, robotic voice whispering “me hungry” at 3 AM… maybe it’s time to move.
Final Thoughts: Should You Get a Long Furby?
If you enjoy things that are bizarre, hilarious, and slightly terrifying, then yes. Absolutely.
But just remember: Once you invite a Long Furby into your home, it never truly leaves.
10 External Links for the Brave and the Curious
- The Origins of Long Furbies
- How to Make Your Own Long Furby
- Furby Fandom and the Rise of Cursed Creations
- The Furby YouTube Horror Phenomenon
- Why People Are Still Obsessed with Furbies
- The Creepiest Long Furbies Ever Made
- Etsy Shops Selling Custom Long Furbies
- The Science Behind Why Furbies Are Unsettling
- Furby Horror Stories: True or Just the Internet Being Weird?
- Why Long Furby Is the Internet’s Favorite Curse
So, are you ready to welcome a nightmare noodle into your home? Or will you sleep soundly, knowing that somewhere out there, a Long Furby is waiting… just for you?
