Daily Archives: April 19, 2025

Title: “Mirror, Mirror, on the Wall—Why Are You Always So Damn Honest?” They say mirrors don’t lie. But I say mirrors are passive-aggressive little beasts with a flair for drama and absolutely no sense of timing. There I was, standing in my bathroom at 7:42…

Title: “Who the Hell Is Jerry the Berry (And Why Do I Love Him So Much?)” You ever find yourself laughing at something, then pausing halfway through because you’re not entirely sure why it’s funny—but it is, like, stupid funny? That’s Jerry the Berry. And…

Title: “Reading Between the Bloodstains: Why ‘Curse of Strahd’ Isn’t Just a PDF, It’s a Mood” There are two types of people in this world. Those who casually flip through the Curse of Strahd PDF like it’s just another D&D module. And those who know……

Title: “The Surprisingly Epic Tale of the Tortoise Penis (Yes, Really)” There are certain things in life that sneak up on you. Like grief. Or a Taylor Swift surprise album. Or… the shockingly massive penis of a tortoise. I know, I know. You're probably thinking,…

Title: “The Tech Pack Love Story You Didn’t Know You Needed” There’s a weird kind of romance that happens when you make your first tech pack. It's not the swoony, lip-biting, Colleen-Hoover-novel kind of romance. It’s messier. There’s confusion. There’s self-doubt. There’s at least one…

Title: "Vote for Pedro—and Other Life Lessons I Didn’t Expect from Napoleon Dynamite" Do you remember the first time you saw Napoleon Dynamite? I do. Vividly. I was sitting cross-legged on a hand-me-down futon, eating off-brand popcorn and trying to make sense of a llama…