Yearly Archives: 2025

Title: “The Secret Life of Dog Teeth (and Why They Might Be Judging You)” Let’s talk about something scandalously underrated—dog teeth. Yes, you read that right. Not belly rubs. Not tail wags. Not the way your dog seems to read your soul when you’re crying…

Title: “Hartley Hare: The Puppet With More Sass Than My Therapist” If you’ve never heard of Hartley Hare, then sweetie, sit down, grab a cup of tea, and prepare to question your entire childhood. Or—if you're like me—relive a part of it that felt like…

Title: “The Green Shirt Guy: WWE’s Silent MVP Who Never Misses a Show (or a Smirk)” It’s wild what sticks with you after watching WWE. The crowd pops. The chair shots. Roman Reigns with his “I run this place” energy. And then, in the middle…

Title: “I Rubbed Moroccan Black Soap on My Soul (Okay, Just My Skin)—Here’s What Happened” Let me tell you a story. Not one about heartbreak, but about healing. Not emotional scars this time, but something slightly more terrifying: ingrown hairs and dull skin. I’m talking…

Title: “Why a LEGO Captain America Shield Might Just Save the World (Or at Least Your Sanity)” You ever hold something so perfect, so detailed, so… red, white, and beautifully circular that you whisper, “I am worthy” under your breath? Because I did. And it…

Title: "Why I Put My Ex’s Face on My Socks (And Why You Probably Should Too)" You know that moment when you’re sitting on your couch, eating cold leftover pizza, googling “weird but thoughtful gifts”, and suddenly—there it is. A product you didn’t know you…

Title: “The Bracelet That Made Me Cry Over a Penguin Named Nora” I didn’t expect to form an emotional attachment to a sea turtle. Or sob over a penguin I’ll never meet. Or refresh a GPS map like I’m tracking my long-distance lover. But here…

Title: "I Didn’t Choose the Lionesses Life—The Shirt Did" Let me tell you a story. It starts in a crowded living room in East London, ends with a coffee-stained England Lionesses shirt, and somewhere in between includes a spontaneous singalong to Sweet Caroline, my aunt…

Title: “The Glazed Donut Nails That Broke the Internet (and My Sense of Self-Control)” There are a few universal truths in life. Mondays are evil. The Wi-Fi always crashes during Zoom calls. And no matter how strong you think you are, you will be seduced…

Title: Ink, Pain, and Purpose: Why the Berserk Tattoo Hurts So Good There are two kinds of people in this world: those who walk into a tattoo shop and ask for a dainty butterfly behind their ear, and those who march in like they’re going…

Title: “Not All Snowflakes Are the Same—But These Cliparts Kinda Are” I used to think snowflakes were nature’s way of showing off. Like, “Hey humans, look what I can do with frozen water and a little bit of pressure.” And to be fair, snowflakes are…