How Cards Against Christmas Became the Holiday Game We Never Knew We Needed
Let’s face it: Christmas is a magical time of year. But, sometimes, that magic is laced with stress, too much eggnog, and awkward family moments you’d rather forget. We all know the drill—there are the cute little kids running around in their Christmas pajamas, the aunt who insists on singing “Jingle Bells” for the third time, and the awkward silences as everyone waits for someone to bring up the elephant in the room (like the fact that your cousin Steve is still single and has a new “friend” for the fifth Christmas in a row).
Enter Cards Against Christmas. If you’ve ever played Cards Against Humanity (and let’s be honest, who hasn’t?), you know exactly what kind of mayhem can unfold when a group of people come together with nothing but their wit and some very questionable cards. Now, imagine taking all that irreverence and adding a dash of holiday cheer, some Christmas clichés, and maybe even a sprinkle of inappropriate humor. That’s where Cards Against Christmas comes in—a game that’s perfect for anyone looking to spice up their holiday gatherings in a way that doesn’t involve uncomfortable small talk or pretending to enjoy yet another Christmas fruitcake.
What Exactly is Cards Against Christmas?
Let’s take a step back and talk about Cards Against Christmas for a second. It’s not a game for the faint of heart or for anyone still clinging to the belief that Christmas must be “wholesome” and “family-friendly.” (We’ll get into that in a minute.) Instead, it’s an expansion of the Cards Against Humanity concept, with all the festive fun, chaos, and cheeky humor you’d expect.
Much like its predecessor, Cards Against Christmas involves players drawing cards and creating combinations of phrases that are as absurd, offensive, and often hilarious as possible. It’s got all the usual ingredients: fill-in-the-blank cards, absurd scenarios, and the kind of humor that might make your grandma clutch her pearls. But this version? It’s themed around the holidays. Think about it—there are cards about Christmas trees, mistletoe, awkward family moments, and even Santa’s naughty list. You know, the kind of stuff we all secretly think about when the holiday decorations come out.
Whether you’re playing with friends, family, or the odd cousin who’s just a little too excited about Christmas this year, Cards Against Christmas is guaranteed to deliver the laughs—or at least the awkward silences that come with an inappropriate comment. Either way, you’re winning.
Why Cards Against Christmas Works
- It’s Perfect for People Who Aren’t That Into Christmas
Let’s be real: Not everyone is bursting with Christmas spirit. Some of us just want to survive the season without being bombarded with Christmas carols, forced gift exchanges, or Aunt Martha’s “homemade” fruitcake (which is really just a brick with a little frosting). Cards Against Christmas understands this. It’s for the people who would rather be at home, snuggled in a blanket binge-watching The Office than attending a holiday dinner filled with obligatory cheer.
In a way, it’s the perfect antidote to all the forced holiday spirit. The game lets you laugh at the absurdity of the season while embracing the chaos of it all. Maybe you don’t want to put up a Christmas tree this year, or maybe you hate that everyone’s obsessed with pumpkin spice lattes. Either way, this game has got your back, allowing you to laugh at the quirks of the season instead of rolling your eyes at it.
- It’s a Hilarious Way to Bond with Family (In a Weird Way)
There’s nothing quite like sitting around a table with your family—whether you’re talking about your childhood memories or arguing over politics—but let’s be honest: sometimes, family bonding needs a little bit of an edge. Sure, you love your relatives, but after hearing Uncle Bob’s seventh retelling of that story about his high school football days, you might need something a little more engaging than yet another helping of mashed potatoes. Enter Cards Against Christmas.
The beauty of this game is that it takes people out of their comfort zones. It’s no longer about pretending to care about Uncle Steve’s new job at the big law firm or asking your cousin how her latest yoga retreat went. Instead, everyone is equal. The game creates an equal playing field where no one is too proper, too serious, or too boring. You can bond over who can come up with the most absurd answer for “What’s the real meaning of Christmas?” or “What did Santa really leave in his sleigh this year?” The possibilities are endless, and the laughs? Guaranteed.
- It’s a Family Tradition That Doesn’t Feel Like a Family Tradition
Now, before you start thinking this is too far out there for your annual family Christmas get-together, let me remind you of a little thing we like to call “tradition.” We’ve all got them, right? Maybe you’re the family that sings Christmas carols together (for better or worse), or maybe you make gingerbread houses that are more “modern art” than “traditional.” Whatever your Christmas routine is, Cards Against Christmas can easily slide into the lineup as that one tradition that’s a little bit naughty, but still completely fun.
You could even make it a yearly event, where the winning card each year gets immortalized in your holiday photo album or, for the more competitive, written down on a plaque for future generations to laugh at. Over the years, your family’s Cards Against Christmas games will become as much a part of your holiday celebrations as the turkey and the inevitable holiday sweater mishap.
What Makes Cards Against Christmas Different?
So, how is this game any different from Cards Against Humanity? After all, it’s just a holiday-themed version, right? Well, here’s the thing: Cards Against Christmas has a bit more of a targeted punch. It taps into all those chaotic, sometimes awkward, Christmas moments that we all know too well. You’re not just trying to make people laugh with random, absurd cards—you’re trying to make people laugh about Christmas. And Christmas, with all its jolly and its chaos, is a goldmine for absurd humor.
Plus, let’s talk about the cards. You’ve got your usual suspects: the overly enthusiastic elf, the drunken uncle who keeps quoting A Christmas Story, and the ever-present mistletoe that seems to make everything awkward. But you also get those quirky holiday-specific scenarios that are the bread and butter of this game—whether it’s “What happened when Santa tried to land his sleigh on the roof this year?” or “What really caused Rudolph’s red nose?”
You see, Cards Against Christmas isn’t just about making people laugh. It’s about connecting through shared experiences, where the humor lands with the people who get it. This isn’t the game for someone who’s overly serious about their Christmas cheer. It’s for those of us who know that, under the glitter and tinsel, there’s a whole lot of chaos, and that’s exactly what makes the season unforgettable.
Where Can You Get Cards Against Christmas?
Okay, so now that I’ve convinced you that this game is a holiday essential, where can you get your hands on it? You can find it online, on platforms like Amazon or Target, or even in your local game store. If you’re looking for a digital version, there are also ways to play Cards Against Christmas virtually with friends, especially for those of us who are navigating the holiday season from afar. A quick search will bring up plenty of options, whether you want the physical cards or the downloadable version. Trust me, this is a Christmas gift that will keep on giving—at least until you get sick of playing it with your family (which, knowing your family, could happen pretty quickly).
In Conclusion: It’s Just the Right Amount of Holiday Chaos
So, if you’re ready to take your holiday game night to the next level, grab a Cards Against Christmas set, assemble your favorite group of holiday rebels, and let the festive madness begin. Because let’s face it: the holidays aren’t always about perfectly wrapped presents or a flawlessly decorated tree. Sometimes, it’s about the chaos, the laughter, and the moments that make you realize your family is truly, wonderfully bizarre. And Cards Against Christmas? It’s the perfect way to lean into that chaos—and love every minute of it.
